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Friday, July 17, 2009

Torpe ka, torpe ako, torpe tayong lahat!

     
 

funny things to know that all of us have same issues in lyf.. Being Torpe

torpe is not only for those who is insainly inlove with someone else.

Ung tipong Nasusuka ka sa nerbyos pag katabi mo na cia,, very funny.

but instead it comes in many different ways, manners, forms and situation.

Girls who tends to be paKiKay are also torpe.. (haha.. cheer up guys!)

Pakikay is one of the factors na hindi pwede alisin sa mga girls..

Because of their beliefs that this is the only way to attract someone, or to express their selves. (FLIRTY!?)

But the fact that they just bargain there selves ecpressing that they are fully bloomed and ready to be caught on a man’s bait.

(woow!) sounds freak but it really happens..

Anywayz there a lot of torpe in this world!

oh! not alot but all of us. 

Love is the only one of the major events for this katorpehan to manefest

and theres a lot of funny ideas, and situitions that could happen if it starts.

Sabi nila masarap daw kausap ang torpe..

thay dont really dont know how to handle things.. and how to calm thier selves.

HEHEHEHE..

they are the people who always speak soft everytime he is wid his girl

sound stupid is in it? ito ung taong lagi na nyang kasama ang mahal nya d pa makadiskarte……

kahit alam na nyang mahal na cya d pa maligawan….

di nya malapitan, makausap, or else….

ang kaya lang nya ay mag-sabi ng i love you sa friendster nung crush nya

hehehehehe

or to those that they have all the means to do it! but still NULL

Here are some crazy, some serious tips that they can do!

some says that torpe should be banged in the wall till the skull turns into green to speak uP!

or kailangan lang kausapin ng maigi. Di yan  magagamitan ng flirty powers ng mga babae.

hhmmmmmhhhhh…

Some said that torpe should be buried alive six feet underground. kc buhay pa cla para na silang patay!

Or Bitayin ng patiwarik…

Susundutin sa pwet…

Lagyan ng langgam na antik yung buong katawan…

hilahin ang lahat ng pwede…

Sabay paslangin… before burying.. hehehehe

Because it is anyone’s choice na MANAHIMIK n lng ForeVER!

it’s a freedom

bydaways let us always keep this in Mind

this are torpe tips not only for love issues for everyone na NaTOTOrpe gawin ang bagay na gusto nila!

we should have this in your checklist to control the situation!

we should always Think POSITIVE!

if u feels na mapapahiya ka lang or hindi ka papansinin Or Di ka approve…

cheer up, chill and take a deep breath.. remove that negativity. wlang mawawala sayo

HIndi ka naman niya Cguro puputulan ng ulo sa Cacornihan mo Dba? hehe  

wag maging NEGATIVE. I may not say na Dont be Afraid

Kc  Dumaan din ako s ganyan, natatakot ako sa sasabihin ng iba.wag ka matakot!..

kasama sa laban yun..

But i just stood focused and naisip ko “habang buhay na lang ba kong ganito?”

cge kung yan ang gs2 ko, better to die NOW! haha

hindi ako mkakatikim ng putanginang putahe ng Diyos.. Just give it a try..

Wlang Mawawala matutoto ka pa! i

Secondly Be friendly

Familiarity drains shyness..

Mas madaming frend mas cool mas confident

If we know who we talking with mas madaling magadopt.

If we know what are  we talking about mas less ang error.. Mas empressive

We could throw jokes easily. And judge there personality according to there feedback! (hehehe)

think Easy! but it is hard!

Last is to Be Confident

Now this is the hardest part for the Torpe,

kelangan rin kc ng kahit konting kapal ng mukha at bilib sa sarili para maovercome ang pagiging torpe..

Ung tipong konting hawi sa buhok at kalabit sa ilong sabay kindat! (hehe)

Wag lang s0s0brahan dahil baka lumaki ulo..(hehe)..

di naman ksalanan maging torpe eh..

dala lang cguro ng malaking pag-ibig jan sa puso mo

or Dala ng isang malaking Daga na nkatago sa cage.. sa rib cage?.Hehe.

If u fail.. atleast u try. the best part is u feel the acheness of failure.

lakasan lang ng loob..

kung sakali man mabasted ka at least naparating mo sa kanya yung nasa sa loob mo…

if you hesitate because of look, wealth or anything else. It doesn’t matter really

Kailangan lang may DATING ka! Yeah “Dating”

The esteem that could bring out your potential

The outlook that covers your fears!

effective to!

No guts, No glory wag mawalan ng pag asa! Humayo ka at magparami.. 

Peace

by: Ehcx ERNESTO!

 

 

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